My new phone

This may be old news to some of you, but it had to be shared.

My new phone came with 3 instruction manuals - small, medium, and large.

By the time I made it to page 1 of the large manual, I found point 2 on the page pictured above. It reads, "Never place your phone in a microwave oven, as it will cause the battery to explode." Really? I typically cook my cell phone and expect it to work properly.